As with most things not featured in the newspaper’s sports section or covered extensively on E! the Entertainment Channel, this whole Global Warming debacle perplexes me to no end. So, it appears the earth is frantically trying to warm itself and a coalition of actors and former vice-presidents are trying desperately to stop it. That part I get. Polar bears are drowning. Every time I turn on my car an endangered species goes extinct. I’m supposed to turn off the lights if I’m going to be away from home for more than two weeks. That all makes sense. But what doesn’t make sense is why so many “people” have jumped ship and sided with The Environment in this battle royale for planetary supremacy.
The fact that I am staunchly opposed to recycling, organic fruit, fair trade coffee and all other kinds of science has little to do with me being either a Republican or a Christian. Rather, it has to do with my comprehension of a simple truth that Al Gore and the other tree humpers have failed to grasp. The fact of the matter is this: given the chance, The Environment will kill you and everyone you have ever cared for. It has tried for centuries to wipe all memory of mankind from the face of the earth. Millions upon millions of our ancestors have been slain by this terrible, misanthropic demon-spirit, and now that we’ve finally got it on the ropes, our celebrities and college professors are going all Clara Barton and nursing the monster back to health. They, not global warming, must be stopped. If these Benedict Arnolds are allowed to continue making PSAs, running for office, and driving hybrids, we run the risk of losing all the ground the internal combustion engine and the industrialization of China have gained for us. (more…)
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